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absolutsweetie @ 2006-12-19T02:02:00

2006-12-19T02:02:08Z

"Would you tell me please where I ought to go from here?"

"That depends on a good deal on where you want to go," said the Cheshire cat.

"I don't much care where--" said Alice.

"Then it doesn't matter which way you go."

"So as long as I get somewhere. . "Alice added as an explanation.

"Oh you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long and far enough."

Alice felt this could not be denied.

Simplicity.

2005-02-02T07:49:11Z

point to the map, anywhere, i don't care. run away with me.

Bush is bad

2004-10-04T03:57:21Z

Hey, hey!!

Whose going to buy me this?

Hahahahaha.

NOT!

Oh, who does these things?

. . .

Holy Fawk!

2004-04-24T01:04:25Z

Wow. . .I was just checking up on my ex, curious as to whether he's been kicked off the Penn State Football team yet for being a dumbass, and apparently he's not. But instead is doing much worse!

"More details in the case of Penn State wide receiver Maurice Humphrey, who’s charged with aggravated assault. According to police, Humphrey entered an apartment at Nittany Apartments where his former girlfriend and the man he is accused of assaulting were sleeping. Police say Humphrey turned on the bedroom lights, hit the woman in the face and assaulted the man, breaking his jaw. Police later found Humphrey near the Greenberg Sports Complex and charged him with three counts of aggravated assault. He’s in Centre County Prison in lieu of bail."

WELL THEN. I wasn't aware of that. Kinda shocked. . .kinda feel like I was wasting a whole SHIT LOAD of emotions a while back when I was crying over this person who I thought meant so much at the time. . .Not that it matters anymore, BECAUSE BELIEVE ME YOU, IT DOESNT!

Just really, really surprised. God, imagine that was me? What a bastard, hitting his girlfriend in the face and breaking that guy's jaw. He had to have hit him pretty fucking hard. I don't care if she cheated on him, that's just fucking stupid. Interesting to learn that my ex boyfriend just wasted his whole life and talent doing something stupid like that. . .I knew he was bound to fuck that up.

Very, very In-terest-ing.

Omnia Mutantu

2004-03-26T05:33:16Z

Let the day come, when it wishes to
Which only has my body in its power
And put an end to my uncertain years
No matter, for in spirit I will be
Borne up to soar beyond the distant starts
Immortal in that name I leave behind
And if there is truth in poets' prophesies
then in my fame forever I will live
-Ovid

Ovid who of course wrote the Metamorphoses, in which a play I saw last night was based upon. I was a nut for Greek mythology back in my school days so this theatre really drew me in. It was one of the best performances I ever saw, mainly because the acting was astounding and the script moved me. I cried a few times. It was neat though, the entire stage was a pool, an entire pool where each scene incorporated water somehow, symbolically or physically. I was really blown away. . .I can't get over it.

What - a DORK I am.

2003-10-28T23:44:35Z

Oh my. I just had a mortifying gym experience.

I usually don't wear thongs when I work out because of some obvious reasons - but I wear them normally. I changed from my "regular" clothes today and didn't bring normal undies and I proceeded to hop on my machine and start my workout.

Let me tell you that the gym I work out in is in a shopping plaza with huge see thru windows wear passerbys can easily stop and watch the sweaty bodies. My machine I was working out on was up against the window as close as it could possibly get and mid workout I began to wonder if my pants were sliding down my ass or if I was imagining it. Oh yea, they were.

I look around - did anyone else notice? Doesn't look like it. . .But, what if -

Yep. I turned around and there was literally a group of 10 guys GATHERED, just standing there, their noses pressed against the window with a cheesy perverted smile chuckling at me. I can only imagine how long they were staring at my freakin' ass. . .Grrrrr.

Gasp!

2003-05-05T00:07:52Z

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